Friday, May 21, 2010

Breaking News from the Ministry of Truth

CNS News:
Senate Democrats united to pass a financial regulatory bill that allows the government to collect data on any person operating in financial markets at any level, including the collection of personal transaction records from local banks, including customers’ addresses and ATM receipts.

The new bureaucracy is then allowed to “use the data on branches and [individual and personal] deposit accounts … for any purpose” and may keep all records on file for at least three years and these can be made publicly available upon request.

And we have always been at war with Eastasia.



Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Russia Has No Piracy Problem

Eleven Somali pirates seized a Russian oil tanker. Russian special forces regained control of the tanker, killing one pirate and capturing ten. The ten pirates were then released, but their boat sank and they died.